At that point, Moses probably wanted nothing more than a peaceful interlude, but immediately he found himself in another fight. Midianite priest Reuel had seven daughters, and Moses, as romantic as he was, couldn't decide which one to love, so he has fallen in love with all of them. One day he saw the sisters talking with some shepherds at the field. Jealousy has taken his heart over, so he decided to approach. What a misunderstanding again... All the shepherds and all the girls as well, started to beat Moses, but he was trying not to fight back. He was participating in the anger management course after all. He must resist, he must be strong. Ashamed and beaten up, Moses has gone back to Reuel's camp. Finally, he proved that anger management course was successful.
-" Is there something I should know about relationships and people?" - Moses wondered.
-" Why do I find myself in trouble every time when I tried to help somebody?"
So he decided not to help any more.
One day some people were walking the desert and saw Moses talking to a burning bush.
- "Hey Moses, are you fucking crazy? What are you doing"- one of them ask him. - "You're going to burn a whole village down."
- "I'm talking to God" - Moses replied.
- "Come on man, stop doing drugs. Take a rehab or something" - said the second.
- "Come closer and hear the word."
- "What shit you're on, man?" - asked the third - "Were the Jamaican invaders around here again?"
- "Give us some" - the first one said. - "We want some too."
- "Yeah, you could share some stuff" - the third replied.
-" Let's get stoned."
-"Stoned?" - Moses asked before he took a big stone and threw it to the guy.
The anger management course has failed again. Moses was imprisoned, and for penance, he had to marry the ugliest and fattest Jethro's daughter. He had to work very hard just to feed her, because all the food he provided vanished inside her mouth. And after all, no one gave him the matches any more...
If you want to see official side of story click here, but don't trust to those liars.
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